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Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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