Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
