I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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