Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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