You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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