before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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