my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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