You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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