I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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