He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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