All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She announced her abortion via fbk
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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