why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You dont lie about slip and slides
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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