Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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