Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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