I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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