I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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