what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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