Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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