I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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