I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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