This is not my ceiling
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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