You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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