on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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