OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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