Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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