I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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