Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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