he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
