FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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