what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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