have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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