Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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