We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
