How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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