White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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