just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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