belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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