You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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