I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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