It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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