ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize