Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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