Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Randomize
