yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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