whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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