Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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