You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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