They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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