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(843): View more from South Carolina

Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?

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(410): View more from Maryland

YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!

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(772): View more from Florida

Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?

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