16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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