And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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