But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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