Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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