is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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