u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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